Woman and the Frog
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!” The woman said, “That’s okay.”
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”.
The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. ”
The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers:
This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times “milder” than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart. 
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies
who have a good sense 
Simply Njoy [:)]
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my contributation
[b]Some Facts:[b]
Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry her
Q: Why do women always watch movie through the end?
A: They are waiting for the wedding to occur and start thinking why she married his lover
Q: What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A: You can always eat something out of a fridge
Two men were in a pub. One man said, “Did you know that beer contains female hormones?”
The other man said, “No! Is it true?”
“Yes, said the first man, If you drink too much, you start talking crap and you drive terribly.”
[b]Some Tips for women.[/b]
Your sudden change in emotions confuses men. Please for God say!!! Understand us we don’t know what is going on inside your head most of the time.
Tell the truth!!! Lies just make you more stupid, not just simply stupid.
Stop using “it’s my life” as an excuse to do more terrible things. It’s his life too… and fact of the matter is your decisions are hurting him only…. OMG it never came in your mind.
If you feel like straying, or if you’re feeling bored with the guy, TELL HIM. Don’t hide it, don’t try to suppress it by having cyber *** with other people on the Internet. Think, if you tell him he can try to give you more attention of whatever it is you think you need
Men want to be a part of your life and we want to know more about you. We try to remember every detail, person and drama you tell us about. A woman’s life often has many situations and we enjoy knowing all of them as your CYBER BOY FRIEND. We assure you we’ll also start tuning after a certain amount of gossip.
LOOK UP THE WORDS MORALITY, KINDNESS, TRUST, And COMMITMENT IN DICTIONARY… YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO CLUE.
IF YOU WANT TO BREAKUP WITH A GUY, DO IT TO HIS FACE. DON’T USE LETTERS, EMAIL OR THE PHONE.
Trying not to hurt our feelings by hoping we get the hint doesn’t work. If you do not want to see or date us, not telling us is more confusing and painful than being upfront. You are not sparing our feelings by avoiding us, but making us feel worse.
DON’T BE SO MEAN THAT YOU TRY TO MAKE US FEEL GUILTY ON OUR RELATION. ATLEAST LOVE US AS WE DO, WITHOUT GIVING A GRIEF.
THINK OFTEN OF YOUR THOUGHTS BECAUSE TIME IS COMING FOR YOU AND NO AMOUNT OF MAKEUP CAN’T HIDE THAT UGLY SOUL OF YOURS.
If the 10 don’t make sense to you… die!!! So we can get a better planet. (I am damn sure it will take time to understand)
hi Sir,
Nice one!!!!